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Welcome to my foodblog!

Follow my easy recipes from start to finish and you will end up a master chef in no time!

1. How to boil water

"The first step to become a master chef"

Are you a cooking noob and dont know how to heat up water? No problem! Here are the steps to go from cold to blazing hot water! Used in many recipies!

2. How to boil potatoes

"The second step to becoming a master chef"

This is a follow-up to "How to boil water". Follow the instructions below and you are ACTUALLY cooking!

3. How to mash potatoes

"The third step to become a master chef!"

This is a follow-up to "How to boil potatoes". Follow the instructions below and you can actually make a decent meal!

4. How to fry sausages

"The fourth step to becoming a master chef!"

After learning how to make mashed potatoes you need to add a protein source to your meal so you make a complete meal!

5. How to make a meal

"The fifth step to becoming a master chef!"

If you followed the steps 1-4 you can now COMBINE the mashed potatoes and fried sausages to have a complete meal!